2.19.2005

Shaq's fashion sense

I apologize for picking on Shaq, but since he is one of the biggest (both literally and figuratively) offender of my fashion sense...I have to use him as an example. Trust me I love Shaq. There is nothing more that I would like to see than him pound that punk Kobe....but sometimes he just crosses the line. Like tonight....I saw him at the NBA skills competition....he was wearing this fedora. I think it was made for a normal size man....but it looked like a little kid's hat on Shaq....
Perhaps my favorite Shaq outfit...was the one he wore when he tried to break up that infamous Rick Fox, Doug Christie and Mrs. Christie fight. No one, I repeat no one should wear an entire orange and blue leisure suit...especially if you are over the age of 4 and even more so if you a gigantic NBA center...See photo for proof.

But this brings me back to my point. Sure NBA players are huge men, normal clothes don't fit them...but...when you go to the tailor, what makes you think...please make me the ugliest clothes ever. Perhaps this is why ESPN.com reviews draft night fashion, because invariably, they wear some ugly ass shit. With all the money these guys make...can't they just wear something that isn't fugly.....IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK