The Bestest Squirrel Ever

...Proving that everything in Florida is ridiculous.

At Stanford we have tons of squirrels, but I've never seen one attack anyone. I know it's wrong to laugh because maybe this squirrel has rabies and he did bite some kids, but I can't help it. If you get your ass kicked by a squirrel you probably deserve it.

Now watch...tomorrow one of these crazy little fuckers will come and get me.