Smidgen of Truth

Herein, we promise to offer our version of the TRUTH, but not necessarily the WHOLE TRUTH and definitely not NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. We find ourselves in an epic struggle against the Sea of Stupid. If we survive without killing the idiots we get to spend all of eternity in the heavens, dining on manna, margaritas, and marabou (trust me it'll be delicious). So if you are one of us, never give in, never give up and stay hungry.