Watching the NBA Skills Competition Part III...where the girls discuss basketball, race and then somehow it always comes back to sex with these two

truth: isn't luke ridnour your boyfriend?
vengeance: from oregon right
truth: yup
vengeance: i do have a thing for those oregon boys
vengeance: like joey
truth: well the nba must agree with little luke ridnour because he's looking like a hottie tonight vengeance: really
vengeance: i switched over to nba
truth: i'm watching him in the skills challenge
vengeance: charles is not wearing green
vengeance: it is tan
truth: okay on my tv, it looks like a greenish tan color
vengeance: no...it is tan
truth: well i am in 30 minute delay
vengeance: they are playing stroke it
vengeance: you know that song
truth: i'll give you that that's possible but i was speaking with someone else and we both noted that it looked green on our screens
truth: but that's when they were sitting upstairs
vengeance: hmmm....it must be those silly sony tvs
truth: now he's on the sidelines and it looks regular tan
vengeance: oh...maybe it was the lighting
truth: so maybe there was a weird lighting thing going on upstairs
vengeance: yeah
vengeance: so....do you ever wonder how that white guy they are with has the booming voice he does
truth: okay now i am less upset with charles
vengeance: not steve kerr, the other one
truth: i always wonder where all white announcers get their voices from
truth: oh my god what the hell is up with Shaq’s hat
truth: that hat was fucked
vengeance: yeah i told you
vengeance: when charles i making fun of your shit you know it is fucked up
truth: why won't ernie make fun of the hat too
vengeance: dude ernie wasn't there
vengeance: i haven't seen ernie
truth: what? where did he go?
vengeance: it is some other white dude
truth: he was there in the early part of the program
truth: oh yeah...they left him upstairs
vengeance: ernie doesn't have the cred to be down on the floor
vengeance: they are now making fun of how fat this guy is
vengeance: it is so funny
vengeance: lenard
vengeance: who won last year
vengeance: charles was talking about how they could share underwear
truth: oh my god he actually said that... that's like calling the titanic a small boat
vengeance: is it me or does kyle korver look like ashton krucher
vengeance: yeah i know...it was hysterical
truth: jesus i think they are twins
truth: separated at birth
vengeance: yeah...i just think one of them bleaches or dies his hair
truth: but kyle is definitely the less attractive twin like the mary-kate and ashley situation vengeance: yeah....totally
vengeance: do you think tim duncan looks like an alien...b/c i am pretty convinced he is vengeance: he is one of my favorite guys...but i think he might be from the same planet as shane battier
truth: yeah the planet of racial ambiguity
vengeance: yes....well i know that shane is bi-racial
vengeance: i don't know about tim...but i do know that he is from the caribbean
truth: automatically sets him up for suspicion of racial mixing
vengeance: true
vengeance: race mixing
truth: it has become my favorite term over time
truth: yeah, but i've come to embrace it
vengeance: it caused you much embarassment that one time
truth: korver also looks a bit like hilary swank in profile
vengeance: oh shit...he does
truth: maybe it is hilary swank you know she's quite an actress
vengeance: maybe
vengeance: i mean she did train to be a boxer for that movie
vengeance: and she doesn't have any boobies
truth: yes and she did play a man in the movie that won her her oscar
vengeance: yeah...totally
vengeance: do you think that AI has kyle's back
vengeance: i mean i would feel much better going into a fight with AI on my side
truth: maybe ai's mom will wear a kyle t-shirt once he gets a body of tatoo work
vengeance: and he could mess up your girlfriend if she messed with you
vengeance: i mean he is good at that stuff
truth: maybe ai could also share his posse with kyle
vengeance: that would be awesome if kyle's mom and ai's mom traded jerseys
vengeance: and....ai's mom was all chillin' in a whitey jersey
truth: hey do you see brandy's byotch shooting right now? v
engeance: oh is that who she is dating
vengeance: i thougth she was all married to some record guy
vengeance: and they had a baby
truth: she's engaged to quentin richardson
truth: no they got a divorce, but it terms out they were never really married
vengeance: oh really
vengeance: what does that mean
vengeance: it was all on mtv
truth: yeah the baby part was but not the wedding which apparently never took place
truth: they just said they were married but they never had a ceremony of any sort
vengeance: hmm...interesting
vengeance: didn't she go to the prom with kobe
truth: yup but nothing else every came of that i guess
vengeance: yeah that is what i heard
vengeance: i bet she is glad for that
vengeance: they just showed her
vengeance: i think that kyle korver is the love child of hillary swank and ashton
truth: i believe you are correct
vengeance: it is bizarro
vengeance: do you remember that kyle has like three brothers that all have k names vengeance: you did..he played for creighton that year they caused some trouble in the tourney truth: no are you kidding me
vengeance: no
vengeance: it is kind of like the jacobsens
truth: you mean the abcd boys
vengeance: yeah
vengeance: http://www.nba.com/sixers/player_guide/kyle_korver.html
vengeance: you need to check out the kyle korver page
vengeance: and apparently the nba has already discoverd the similarity to kutcher
vengeance: grant is on
vengeance: so is ray allen
vengeance: is ray allen a punk
truth: hey don't talk shit about ray allen
truth: he's totally cute
vengeance: i was just going to say he is cute
vengeance: but i don't know anything about him
truth: i'd make a love sandwich with him and emeka okafor
vengeance: oh hell yeah
truth: oh my god when ray allen came on tv i thought he was going to start singing
vengeance: don't they have some one better than the goo goo dolls
vengeance: that would have been awesome
truth: dude grant's outfit was nice
truth: i loved the colors
vengeance: grant always looks good
truth: yeah but he should get his ears pinned back
vengeance: the band i saw on thursday is so much better
truth: are the goo goo dolls still famous
truth: what band did you see?
vengeance: i think grants ears are super cute
vengeance: hot, hot, heat
vengeance: it was at an awesome club in the city called pop scene
truth: yeah well i guess it's okay you know what they say about men with big ears
vengeance: they need big hats
truth: hey how'd you know ;)
vengeance: i know all these important things
truth: do you know the phrase "jimmy hat"
vengeance: no
vengeance: explain please truth: it is a 90s maybe late 80s slang for a condom
vengeance: oh...i see
truth: a hat for your jimmy
vengeance: oh...so what i said was even funnier than i thought
truth: i figured you didn't know that so it made what you said really funny
vengeance: sometimes it is good that i am clueless