Watching the NBA Skills Competition Part IV...where the girls talk a bit about basketball, but mostly continue to obsess over Charles Barkley

Okay so, of course, we think we're hilarious and in February we watched the NBA Skills Portion of the All-Star Weekend...well across the country from one another with some assistance of instant messaging.... and well we amused ourselves so much that we decided to post our conversation to the blog. But being new to blogging, we posted the whole thing and then realized that it was way too long.

So, today, I've broken this conversation into multiple parts...and it cracked me up all over again.
--TRUTH

truth: hey why does the goo goo dolls lead singer have sandra's haircut?
vengeance: i don't know
vengeance: maybe sandra has his haircut
truth: what's up with white dudes getting lady haircuts
vengeance: i hate that shit
vengeance: i was at the gym the other day
truth: i do too
vengeance: and there were all these goys...
truth: i mean dude you are not cool with a soccer mom 'do
vengeance: which is what i like to call boys with girl haircuts
truth: why are the ex-presidents on television?
vengeance: b/c they are in charge of tsunami relief
truth: nba fans are young and urban we don't give money to poor people in other places vengeance: they were at the super bowl too
truth: we buy shoes and bling
vengeance: no shit
vengeance: i love bling
truth: yeah but nfl fans are midwesterners who go to church and collect money for starving children in asia
vengeance: charles was talking shit about unc
vengeance: saying this dude's grades were too good to go there
truth: hey just keep in mind where charles went
vengeance: i know
vengeance: but charles doesn't claim to be intelligent
vengeance: he actually claims he is stupid
vengeance: this white dude doesn't need the tats
vengeance: he looks ridiculous
truth: yeah well that's what we thought when black athletes started getting them and now they seem normal
truth: the ridiculous thing is a white dude in the dunk contest
vengeance: no...have you seen this bjorn borg clone?
truth: i haven't really been watching the nba this year
truth: i don't know who this dude is
vengeance: he looks just like bjorn borg
vengeance: god he sucks
vengeance: charles wants candy
truth: i want charles to eat this dude
vengeance: it would be hysterical
truth: or maybe AI could just shoot him or something
vengeance: i think the fat rockets mascot might fight charles to eat that girl…
vengeance: oh i meant guy...but he has a girl hair do
truth: can he just quit trying to dunk now
vengeance: he is done
vengeance: amare
vengeance: yeah
vengeance: amare
vengeance: he at least made it on the first dunk
truth: exactly i now want to marry amare just for that
vengeance: amare is pretty good looking
truth: not bad at all
truth: i knew somewhere in my mind that casey was a hornet but then i just forget
vengeance: oh i can't keep track of these things
truth: well i keep forgetting the hornets are in Nawlins
vengeance: yeah....the charlotte team is the bobcats
vengeance: b/c the owner is a complete narcisist
truth: i forget there's even a team called the bobcats
vengeance: that is where your boyfriend emeka plays
truth: okay i can't concentrate i hate chris andersen
truth: i am going to be the bane of his existence
vengeance: everyone hates chris andersen...i guess he doesn't have too many assists
vengeance: he clearly can't pass
truth: well he can't pass and he dunk so i hope he's a good defensive player
vengeance: dr j is talking shit about anderson
...
vengeance: shit did you see that dunk
vengeance: shaq gave him a standing O
truth: dude that was a fucking 50 for sure
vengeance: no shit
vengeance: that was awesome
truth: and did you see how his teammate didn't flinch
vengeance: god damn it
vengeance: it wasn't his team mate
truth: because i would have fucking flinched
vengeance: just his friend
truth: oh who was it
vengeance: another player
vengeance: they have the same agent
vengeance: and they became friends
truth: oh i see
truth: did chris andersen qualify for the contest through a special olympics process
vengeance: yeah i think so
vengeance: dude steve nash rocks
vengeance: even if he is canadian
truth: i love the soccer influence of the move
vengeance: it was fantastic
vengeance: it was kenyon martin...that he jumped over
truth: dude if amare wins he has to share with steve nash
vengeance: dude the one guy keeps calling dr j, magic johnson
vengeance: totally he has to share with sash...which i just like to call him
truth: wait magic is there too
vengeance: is magic there
vengeance: i haven't seen them
vengeance: or him
truth: yeah, he's not a judge but he's doing some commentary work
truth: but then he was in one of the events
vengeance: oh ok
truth: so i don't know if he changed clothes or he didn't and so they aren't showing him vengeance: then maybe they are talking to him too
vengeance: but i swear they were just talking to dr j
vengeance: and then the guy started talking about magic
truth: yeah he was talking too, but it's confusing because sometimes he sounds like kenny to me vengeance: fuckers
truth: yes, yes they are
vengeance: i like anyone who gets half naked
truth: don't say anyone if charles gets naked we're gonna have a problem
vengeance: well, nicely built men
vengeance: yeah i know
vengeance: charles needs to stay dressed
truth: yeah and i'd be okay if magic kept his clothes on as well
vengeance: yeah
truth: poor amare he ain't gonna win
truth: did charles just threaten to punch kenny in the eye
vengeance: oh i don't know
truth: because hasn't charles had to pay out enought money for punching people in the eye

vengeance: yes...yes he has